Mampara+of+the+Week+-+Alec+Erwin,+Sunday+Times

Sunday Times, Johannesburg, Sunday, 05 March 2006

 * //“Hogarth” - Mampara of the Week: Alec Erwin//**

=Aliens abduct minister=

PUBLIC Enterprises Minister Alec Erwin was abducted by aliens for a week and returned to Earth on Friday.

The aliens beamed Erwin up to an orbiting spaceship to try to discover how humans make the transition from socialism to capitalism without a twitch of conscience.

While they were experimenting with the real Erwin, an alien disguised as him issued a statement on sabotage at Koeberg.

It said: “Let me be very clear on this. The bolt that caused the generator’s destruction did not get there by accident. The investigation is ongoing and we will bring criminal charges against individuals soon.”

When the real Erwin was returned on Friday, he immediately repudiated the statements, saying he had never suspected sabotage.


 * From http://www.sundaytimes.co.za/articles/article.aspx?ID=ST6A170617